[Pepperony]
> You get postcards from Hell? Special! > That's what people do now. They turn into sad hipsters. Then they turn into memes. > Yes. Not even a trick question.
> Well that too, but hear me out because we can get married asap. And throw a big wedding without stress or a time crunch. Roll the baby down the aisle, throw more money around. > Honey, we could get married in a cardboard box and for me all that matters is we're married because I love you.