[Fury/Stark]
My intern can catch 3000 pounds at 40 miles an hour. In a onesie. Coulson couldn't do that.
Just keep it all on the down low, Nicky. His unusually attractive aunt is prone to major freak outs. Then he freaks out. I freak out. Pep has a freak out. Our baby, Morgan Freeman Stanley Chase Stark will freak out, inside her. Do you want that much freaking out? The answer to that is: No. No, you don't.
I only tell you this crap because we're in cahoots, I'm a consultant, and your secrets have secrets.