To: p.quill@starkindustries.com From: t.stark@starkindustries.com
Subject: re:re:re:Time off?
Yeah sure. That works. From whenever until the 21st. Talk to the ceiling and tell Friday. In about an hour I'm going to be in a meeting room where new product ideas are getting pitched at me, and I'll forget we were emailing while I'm stepping on your sock because SOCKS.
Let's manage our time better while I keep stepping on your sock with your foot in it:
1. RULES: Shoes ON in the lab, asshat. 2. FACT: Pepper's terrifying IS sexy. 3. FACT: The only good part of American Dad is the alien. Without him, that show is shit. 4. FACT: NOT smoking. It's called Social Drinking. (see below) 5. DERP: You started #4 because you came barreling INTO work more than once after DRINKING at 2 AM and I just happened to be drinking for the same reason you were (i.e. - dead girlfriend) so it became SOCIAL.
That's why I figured you were a night owl and told Friday to pop you on the schedule at 2AM.