To: p.quill@starkindustries.com From: t.stark@starkindustries.com
Subject: re:Time off?
Wazz up.
Yep, I saw that. Grats! Having our not-dead significant others back is fantastic.
Of course you'll need time off ASAP. Chinese food is serious business. Even with the amount of MSG they dump in it. How much time do you want? I'll put Friday in full virtual assistant mode, then call Happy in to do more than hassle everyone not wearing a lanyard w/ I.D. and drive around while yelling a lot. Which is clearly a great thing for his blood pressure.
Speaking of? You clearly slept through my recent South Park binger, where Stan's dad started a medical marijuana farm and called vape pens "pussy sticks" because yeah, people that use those look like douches. You way more than me, because I'm me. And I quit smoking after my rebellious college and party-every-other-day phase.
Anyway, you've met Pep. You've seen her serious face. If she gets so much as a whiff of you vaping at work? You'll be pissing in a cup every other day for the next six months because she'll want to make sure you're not on the Green Cross health plan while around lab equipment. Ha ha. Funny but gross.