Perhaps he will see this and accompany me. If any are in great need of sexual aid, it is my friend Quill.
Toys are for children. If this is some form of mating call and you are attempting to woo me, know that I am not attracted to Terrans. They are too smooth and pasty, and the amount of the dead cells known as hair growing from a Terran body is off-putting. That your people attempt to style it, as Quill has done for hours while practicing words to impress females, is horrifying to me.