I suspect she knew you were coming. And did this on purpose to keep us in and you out. Or just you out. In which case, thanks a lot.
There was a squabble because Darcy stabbed him, I may have trained her slightly, and then he turned her into a mouse, and then... I think they were fighting over me? Or he is jealous that you and I are best friends? Even though I also consider him a best friend?
Is this what friendship has become over the past thousand years because I have not been missing out.