1. name someone who made you smile today My mother. - I love you too, my son.
2. what were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Pondering life's greatest mysteries - You were eating a mixing bowl of something called Lucky Charms while watching some insipid television show called Full House.
3. what were you doing about 30 minutes ago? More of the same. - No. You used up all of the hot water.
7. what color is your hairbrush? Alas, my locks have been shorn and I no longer have the need to brush my hair. - First, where are questions 5 and 6? Also, you should use a brush as your hair is growing.
13. where did your last hug take place? This morning when my brother left his room. I had naturally assumed he'd died from grief and loneliness, so when I saw him, I pounced. Unfortunately, he is not as strong as I, and he fell to the floor. It is now in the running for the best hug I've given him. - You two broke another vase, and I had just put fresh flowers in it. Honestly.
15. have you got a bf/gf? I do not understand this acronym. - Even I know this one. bf is Boyfriend. gf is Girlfriend. I believe the querent wishes to know if you are "dating".
18. last person you kissed? I would never debase myself by answering this question. - You kissed me good morning.
43. what should you be doing right now? Nothing that I do not wish to do. - You should be cleaning up that vase and flowers mess.
Bear in mind, my son, that I could have answered any number of those questions on your behalf...such as the ticklish and crying questions...but I kept your dignity in mind and refrained.