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Tweak says, "Daddy I Want A Golden Goose"

Thor Odinson (tordenguden) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-07-29 17:15:00

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To Loki
*from outside Loki's bedroom door, a note slides under, written in runes*

Brother, do you desire to destroy something with me?

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the_trickster
2018-07-29 11:56 pm UTC (link)

[it only takes five minutes before the drawing is pushed back into the hallway floor. It now has the addition of little stick Loki holding a giant black dagger which is pointed into Thor's side. There are many spurts of red blood, and a giant green snake face with a gaping maw is coming up from underneath Thor's stick feet. While the BFF 4eva remains, there is a tiny delicate scrawl written underneath it.]

It was missing something.

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	tordenguden 2018-07-30 12:01 am UTC (link)
	a loud laugh can be heard, turning into soft chuckles until the drawing is returned. There is now a Frigga stick figure, hands on hips, with lightning bolts of her eyes, and written on Now it's fixed (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_trickster 2018-07-30 12:21 am UTC (link)
	[There is a faint snerking sound and the drawing is shoved out with just a small depiction of Hela's angry disembodied head, lit on fire and impaled on the end of Gungnir] ~~Now it's fixed~~ No. Now it is fixed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tordenguden 2018-07-30 04:58 am UTC (link)
	more loud laughter before a sudden pause. Footsteps echo down the hall, and it's approximately 10 minutes before noises appear again. Now it's a print out of Taylor Swift doing the heart sign with her hands. And another one. And another one.... and maybe about 5 more (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_trickster
2018-07-30 05:13 am UTC (link)

[There is a hushed sounding "....what?" before the first picture comes back with angry unibrow scribbled on it, the second with cross-eyes, the third with buckteeth sticking out of her mouth. The fourth has an angry black scribble obliterating the heart shape of her hands. And the fifth one has horns and a bilgesnipe's likeness drawn over the face with some words hastily written across the bottom. There are no more after this.]

Leave me. Or I shall find a way to ensure 'Shake It Off' is playing on an endless loop wherever you go, for as long as we live on Midgard.

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	tordenguden 2018-07-30 06:02 am UTC (link)
	calls out But Bad Blood is a personal favourite. pause Will you survive or will I finally have my dream of being an only child become reality? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_trickster
2018-07-30 06:11 am UTC (link)

[There is an uncomfortably long moment of silence, at least twenty-two minutes go by, before one of the missing Taylor Swift printouts is slid out under the door. It doesn't seem to be scrawled upon, but there is a little arrow in one corner, indicating it should be turned over to read what is said.]

Thor,

Taylor Swift is insipid. Your musical taste is appalling. I always took you for more of an Imagine Dragons "Thunder" type.

[There is a sentence that is angrily scribbled out of existence.]

Don't be a fool. If you could survive being reminded of Jane Foster every time you go bounding out of doors, I can survive this whilst in the comfort of my own chambers. I have the treats known as Pop-tarts with which to find consolation. They are of the chocolate variety.

Stop hovering. Have you nothing better to do?

L

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	tordenguden 2018-07-30 06:27 am UTC (link)
	another picture of Taylor Swift is pushed under the door, with the word "NO" on it, followed by another that says "Yes. Bathroom break." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_trickster
2018-07-30 06:43 am UTC (link)

[There is the sound of paper being torn many many times, and tiny pieces are slowly flicked out from under the door by unseen fingers. Just when it seems the barrage of paper bits is going to become tedious, a larger piece with writing is pushed through, and more tiny paper bits are idly flicked out.]

Find another pursuit. Sleeping outside my door would be rather uncomfortable.

By the by, I have an adjacent private bathing room. I need not go bounding down the corridors like a rampaging bilgesnipe, as you must. Did I not create one for your bedchamber?

Oops.

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