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Clint Barton ([info]antivillain_) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
A director, an actor, and a stage manager find a bottle with a genie inside. The genie says, "I'll give you one wish each."

The director says, "I wish I was accepting a prestigious award for my independent work." The genie snaps her fingers and the director vanishes to Cannes.

The actor says, "I wish I was famously successful and rich." The genie snaps her fingers and the actor vanishes to Malibu.

The stage manager looks at her watch. "I need them both back here in five minutes."

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