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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-06-26 16:31:00

Entry tags:

- network, peter quill, tony stark

First off, Bruce is gone again. Bummed. Hope he's not stuck as a space gladiator again.

Show of hands on who wants to beat the pulp out an angry eggplant? I'm raising my hand. Anyone else? Bueller? Because I kinda felt like the dream left things hanging in a weird (very bad) place. Maybe it's just me. Maybe not.

Also, if anyone comes across any HYDRA super-weapons, can you beat the pulp out of those guys and try not to touch them too much until we scan 'em for prints? Fury's looking for leads to help track down the weapons runners. It's a world-wide hot mess that Fury and Morse are dealing with right now.

[filtered to Jane Foster and Peter Quill]

Did you two get that ship fixed?

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	private to tony thehoffs_twin 2018-06-29 02:54 am UTC (link)
	If you'd tell me where in your building it is, maybe I could start working on it. Frick man, you don't hide someone's ship. Not cool. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2018-06-29 03:04 am UTC (link)

You know what's not cool? You. You're not cool. Proof? Footloose.

Anyway, I can't leave a ship on the FRONT LAWN WHERE YOU CRASHED IT. Do you know what a bitch that was to move?

It's in the thing. That looks like a hanger. With the Quinjets. I even gave you your own pass phrase to get in. Just press the shiny red button on the door and tell Friday:

DAVID HASSELHOFF IS A CHODE.

And it will open sesame. Easy peasy. 😙

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	Re: private thehoffs_twin 2018-07-01 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	You are such a dick. I'd ask if you had to study to be this way, but I guess for some people, it comes naturally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private the_iron_man 2018-07-02 04:23 am UTC (link)
	You must've missed the whole "I learned it by watching you" commercial campaign. I've had a senator call me a prick so it's not a big deal. Did I ever give you a job? Am I regretting it yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private thehoffs_twin 2018-07-02 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Politicians are pricks too. He was just recognizin' one of his own. I am unemployed and unemployable so I would have to say "No" (Reply to this) (Parent)