It's this badass energy deal thing that gives its user unimaginable power and ability. A Bad Thing when that person is evil.
Who are these Avengers? I doubt they're as cool as me and my loyal team.
Is that like Netflix? Which, by the way, is super awesome, and something I now can't live without. Not the number one thing, because that would be Gamora, duh, but second on the list..or maybe third. My zune is pretty important.. okay! List is: Gamora, Zune, Netflix, Twinkies, humanity. Yah. That's good.