Hi, kid! I was about to do that whole Facetime thing to see if you were still being the friendly neighborhood watch-spider and not flunking out of school, but I guess you got hit with this mess too.
Short Version: I'd like it if you could just worry about school, but here we are. Where time got broken by a guy named Strange that really can use magic. It isn't as crazy as you think it is in the grand scheme of things, considering I flew a nuke right up some aliens collective aaaaaasssss-uhh-embled army of things from outer space. Boom. That's just as weird, right? Sure it is.