Adding into the fine print that I feel 12% more ouch than I did five minutes ago, so I'm going to need any and all CEOs to kiss it better. And then apply an Iron Man bandaid. Which is what I.M. stands for and this is a notice that I'm going to sign everything as Iron Man.
Because I can.
I'm I.M.
P.S. - I think you're abusing your employee/employer privileges. I'm going to find a Human Resources rep and file a complaint.