I know you're not making fun. I had one hell of a flip the fuck out when I was face to face with him for the first time. Not eager to repeat that performance. He's not weird. He's pretty ok. So far. I don't know, maybe he's weird. He gets moony about robotics like I do.
Are you pleading the fifth about throat hugs because you hang out with Asgardians? I'm onto you. Traitor. j/k.
Maybe you should bring an Asgardian. Just in case.