Oh shit. Not a joke. Ok, I win the aware for the weirdest mid-life crisis ever. It's my award. No one else can have it.
Yep, Tony. I mean, it's Anthony but you only called me that when I pretended I was you and told some blackmailers to send those naked college party pics to the tabloids, because you refused to negotiate with terrorists. That sounded like a you response. I rolled with it.
There's a private filter if you want to use it, Howard. Drop down menu, click on the 'filtering' box on the lower right hand side and enter in my username to add me into the screening filter.