[private to the punk]
Did anyone ever tell you you're a big sap? I'm sure you're supposed to stop celebrating birthdays after 100.
And I'm pretty sure you are the luckiest man in the world, considering you survived crashing a plane into the Arctic and being frozen for almost 7 decades. Of course then you got saddled with a brain damaged ex-assassin for a boyfriend, so maybe not.
It better not have 101 candles on it, or you'll set off the fire alarm.