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> No no no I did this so things keep going smoothly > Kick him in the balls later (with me watching) > Leave it, I mean it. I'm fine. > He did for a second but caught himself. It's innate, blah blah. > I took him to a burger joint it was fun to see him faint inwardly. > Yes I am a free agent, free bird, etc etc. > He was legitimately trying to get some sort of "10 tips on how to get your man" from me re: you. > He's as pathetic as he is frightening.