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Tweak says, "Stop starin' at me, swan!"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-03-08 13:46:00

Entry tags:

- network, clint barton, matt murdock, pepper potts, peter parker, steve rogers, tony stark

This is all due to Matt Murdock, super lawyer and sexy devil. Everyone give him a round of applause, and never mention anything about him to the general populace. Because what happens on the network, stays on the network. Like Fight Club with better costume design.

First, let's have a sing-a-long to Freedom. It's the first thing that I listened to this morning. Sang out loud with it too. Sorry not sorry, roomies? Lucky for you, my singing voice is made of great.

Second? Honey, I'm coming home. ✌️ I have to talk to some people first though. So you don't get to be sick of me until after this weekend. Sorry really sorry.

Third, a FYI. Pep and I will work out a more permanent housing situation, so none of you are stuck worrying about where to go next or getting super cooties. All of the sorries.

Last: I know it's exciting that another of my great mistakes is taken care of, but don't blow up anything to celebrate. Ok? Ok. Glad we had this chat.

Belated P.S. - WHIH can pucker up and kiss my still perky ass.

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	twelvepercent 2018-03-09 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	~~I know~~ I appreciate everything you ~~try~~ do, Tony. I'll make sure to double up on the cleaning crew for tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-03-09 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, Pep. It's because I appreciate everything you do and have done. You deserve a vacation. There's a cleaning crew? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twelvepercent 2018-03-10 02:29 am UTC (link)
	A vacation? What is this thing you speak of? They're always standing by when you're involved, honey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-03-10 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. One of those crazy things where you go somewhere else for a while, and then come home. Like, we could go to Monaco and not leave half the place on fire. Or go to Venice to that healthy resort that you liked so much. Kind of left wondering if you mean Damage Control or actual cleaning ladies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twelvepercent 2018-03-10 05:25 am UTC (link)
	They won't let us go back to the resort in Venice. Not after you ordered five hundred pizzas to be delivered there in the middle of meditation. They're kind of a hybrid business. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-03-10 05:56 am UTC (link)
	After two days of veggies on lettuce, everyone there needed real Italian food. And what's more Italian than pizza? I mean, that only made sense. We don't need that healthy resort with the meditation that I slept through. I think we need to go to an unhealthy hotel in Venice. It's not like my messes are that big. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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