> There's a long story about why you have MLP bandaids? > Do you have a side bitch, Pep? > Is he into MLP? Or MOTRIN? > There's still something fundamentally wrong w/that because I DON'T GET CRAMPS ON MY CYCLE, PEPPER. > On the topic of horny things, what kind of lingerie is it? > I kinda want you to wear it while I'm being 100% serious. [one minute later] > Maybe a limo through the drive-thru wedding chapel instead. > You don't know who else was germing up the backseat of an Uber car.