It's just that Private Eye and Cranky sounds like someone I know who is very important to me and whom I haven't heard from in too long for comfort. She's also... 'gifted'.
Let me know when that is so we can set it up. In the meantime, would you mind trying to explain what the hell we're all doing in this network together and where wizards come in? I know you already said but I think I need a little more detail.