Worst game launch ever. Guinness World Records called and made that official. Ouch.
Sorry everybody. And thanks for saving not only my ass, but the asses of everyone stuck in the game. That's whole a lotta bacon to pull out of the fire.
I'm on the 10th floor right now, chugging coffee and trying to fix this mess.
Update: Who wants to check out future location targets or where stolen stuff was dropped off? I'm digging through this hot mess and finding some info, while I carefully try to boot some unlucky contest winners out of their game and back to reality.