In a shocking turn of events, the Supreme Court has reviewed a special legal filing and voted to overturn the Sokovia Accords as unconstitutional for all U.S. Citizens. Citing that it infringes on the 4th, 5th, 6th, and 8th Amendments, failure to ratify with a vote passing through the senate and congress, and includes unlawful imprisonment without a court hearing, the court voted 6 to 3 to overturn. The White House issued a brief statement saying that the Supreme Court ruling is being reviewed and they are not able to comment at this time. In a clear and present danger to our society, any criminal violators of the Accords can now freely roam our streets, putting the lives of our children and our pursuit of happiness in further jeopardy. When reached for a comment by phone, Tony Stark provided this [sound bite]:

"What do you want me to say? If you mess with the bull you get the horns. We all know that I'm super horny, so no big surprise there. No hard feelings, though? Secretary of State Ross is welcome to stop by my place for a drink. His options are getting kinda limited, since I made a few calls this morning and bought his latest watering hole. Scheduled for the wrecking ball tomorrow morning. Better hit that last happy hour, Mr. Secretary. Or is it unhappy hour? Anyhoo, no further comment! Everyone can tune into the exclusive interview on Monday with Trish Talk, where I'll try not to embarrass myself. Easy-peasy since I have no shame. We done here? Great. I have to pay a demolition guy to film my personal updated version of A Christmas Story."

Tune in now for our special coverage about the abolishment of the Accords in the United States. The WHIH Situation Room will be discussing if Mr. Stark's cavalier attitude qualifies him as a hero or a super villain, and how the lives of average Americans will be disastrously impacted by the return of violent vigilantes that claim to be 'superheroes.'

This is all due to Matt Murdock, super lawyer and sexy devil. Everyone give him a round of applause, and never mention anything about him to the general populace. Because what happens on the network, stays on the network. Like Fight Club with better costume design.

First, let's have a sing-a-long to Freedom. It's the first thing that I listened to this morning. Sang out loud with it too. Sorry not sorry, roomies? Lucky for you, my singing voice is made of great.

Second? Honey, I'm coming home. ✌️ I have to talk to some people first though. So you don't get to be sick of me until after this weekend. Sorry really sorry.

Third, a FYI. Pep and I will work out a more permanent housing situation, so none of you are stuck worrying about where to go next or getting super cooties. All of the sorries.

Last: I know it's exciting that another of my great mistakes is taken care of, but don't blow up anything to celebrate. Ok? Ok. Glad we had this chat.

Belated P.S. - WHIH can pucker up and kiss my still perky ass.