[text to Bruce]
> Hi. I think I saw you on the network.
> Are you lurking? I think you're lurking.
> I'm busted up and broke and hungover and single.
> Wanna run away and make beautiful science together?
[text to Peter]
> Sorry, kid. I suck at role-modeling.
> This is why I wanted you to be better than I am.
> We're gonna call this: W.W.I.M.D.? ("What Would Iron Man Do?")
> The answer to that is always going to be: D.D.I. ("Don't Do It.")