lokius
Who told you? Was it Stark? That insufferable ASS. Him and his insatiable need for what he calls "office gossip."
Trust me, I was going to get around to telling you. In person. It would have been more meaningful and now Stark's gone and ruined it.
It's a very delicate and complicated situation, since other incarnations of myself have been living here for years. I only just remembered Sylvie recently, slightly before your arrival.