It helps. She was a triple imposter when I first met her. Now she's a triple agent that switched sides, then switched sides again so she could work for herself.
Seriously Nat? I thought you didn't have any family other than us. If I had then I would have let her know when something happened. I'm pointing at your sis on the screen. With a screwdriver. Which isn't a codeword for orange juice and vodka otherwise known as breakfast [deleted] but actual screws. That could be a metaphor for me getting screwed over in the info and gossip department. But whatever. I forgive you for having a super secret family.
And hey! I wasn't married yet at the time, so it was a really nasty public break up. After that I got married and then the divorce.