Yay! We're doing super toxic breakup stuff on here now too! That's fine. That's just great.
I might not always make the best life choices but you're the one person I always apologized to when things did go wrong. But since that doesn't matter anymore, if I'm really that big of a chore to you? Then maybe you should just quit.
After all, I wouldn't want you to run yourself RAGGED trying to get my ass out of trouble all of the time. You'd never have to deal with me ever again. At all. Run. Be free.
But hey, I'm not CEO. I made you CEO because I knew you were the most capable person for the job, that I trusted the most. I can't tell you what to do, and I sure as hell never expected you to wait around or bail my ass out of every bad situation I got into. So let's just stick to our separate corners of the network, and get Happy or whoever can stay discreet to pack up whatever crap I left at your penthouse and get it out of there ASAP.
Then you can be rid of that too. Unless you've tossed it in a dumpster already. Which wouldn't surprise me right now.
So here's a big huge Happy Valentines Day right back at you, sweetheart. Best day EVER. 💝