I am an adult. Yes, I am. I do adult things whenever possible even if they are UNPOPULAR adult things.
And FYI? Consulting first kinda ruins SURPRISES? Which, oh wow, are supposed to be SURPRISING? As surprising as it is you think I invented bonus features.
I SAID MAYBE. MAYBE I DID.
....nope. You can expect no further PROBLEMS coming from not-yours (un)truly.