Ahhh. It's the Darcy Lewis that Thor has spoken of so fondly.
With the utmost seriousness, these are the things that I need. I need you not to do that. Thor is rooming with me. There is no room for Midgardian invaders.
Furthermore, we require a servant to clean the broken glass and crumbs in the kitchen. Cleaning a cooking area is a menial task that I have decided is beneath us.