[private] It would be equally tedious and give far too much away if I tried to explain what the lesser of two evils is.
Ah, you were so very specific, Darcy Lewis. I was trying to murder you. I explained why I was not. Hardly my fault if you can't accept the explanation. Regardless, if I was such a selfish prick that you've heard so much about, then surely you've heard that I helped save your frail scientist friend afterward. So how would you suggest I make amends? An apology tour?
I think we both know it would not be accepted. Thus? A waste of time.
And at long last, you have given me the means to access Craig's list. It would have been so much easier if you had simply done that in the first place.