I know how to spell 'joke' and usually know one when I encounter one.
I didn't say that you said any such thing. I have repeated exactly what you said.
Gamora can handle herself very well. I made an observation and suddenly, I need a nap, a pillow, a cookie? Why must you demean what I say? If I have a problem with you, it is your lack of respect for me as a person. Why? I don't know, but let me test a few ideas...
I'm blue. Makes no sense, since Gamora is green unless someone blue caused damage to you in your youth or something.
I'm an alien. Again, makes no sense.
I am Gamora's sister and enjoy some of her time and company. Possibly?
I tried to kill all of you at some point. Also a possibility?
I am a Daughter of Thanos and he, in terms I have learned from Terrans, is a piece of fucking shit with no regard for life, free will, no compassion or love.
He hated me.
Have you heard me out? I hope so, because according to you, that means I do not have to put up, shut up, take a nap or 'hit my stash', whatever that means. I don't consider one chocolate lollypop with this Terran weed in it a 'stash'. I consumed it a long time ago. It is gone.
Would you care to tell me if I have made any correct guesses? Or would you prefer some insulting options, like the ones you gave me?