Illyana/Loki
Those two were idiots and it wasn't even remotely amusing.
As for the truer story, it's been a bit changed in Midgard's telling. A long story short, we had Thor dress up as one of our Vanir cousins and pretend to wed a thieving giant that had stolen Mjolnir. Which only happened after a considerable amount of magic was expended on their part. And resulted in them being smited, most satisfactorily. Thor was in bit of a mood.
Hm. There are over five thousand steps to master, so perhaps you could manage it in fifty years? Here's the first step.