I'm assuming it's ill-advised for you to be out and about right now, but once this gets resolved, you and me have a date for getting you back out into the world undetected. You cut a very recognizable figure, but I have many, many tricks up my sleeve to make going out and about like a normal person easy.
I know that's probably more effort than you want, but you won't have to put in any of the effort. It'll just be me. :)