Also
A shrinky dink was this thing you colored in with pencils and then stuck in a hot oven. It shrunk up into something even tinier. So basically, it was the sort of thing that 70's kids had. Like lawn darts or slip and slides.
Looked cool, but could result in burns, impalement, or broken bones.
Maybe I need to see if we can find that machine Erskine and my dad made to buff you up. I think it was donated to the Smithsonian. Then we can try to reverse engineer whatever reverse engineering was done to you.