I have done recon for you. The moose you ate was a mousse, which sounds the same, but is spelled with extra letters. This makes it not an animal, but a fluffy thing made of something called pudding and cream after you flog it.
Also the frozen dessert of me will apparently be a flavor I like to eat, so earthlings will want to too, not the flavor of me. These Terrans need to learn to express themselves more specifically.