Probably because the world is a dark place and we can't have nice things. Or maybe because they thought they'd make more $ on a cashgrabby movie?
I think she's gonna need another fruit basket. Happy was just like that in the other universe too! Do you think they're having a summer fling? They had one in the other world. And then they told me about it. It's probably on the top 5 awkward moments of my life and technically this me wasn't even there.
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We usually talk about how he should not be stabbing. He helped me out with these art thieves once, right? And he threw knives at this dude's knees which was not cool. But we had a conversation about how that's not a good thing! And he hasn't gotten stabby in front of me since, anyway. So I think he was making...progress? Or something? Maybe? I think he wants to be better. Or just different than he used to be. It's how the whole stupid 'let's break into this government facility' idea happened. Cause he wanted to impress Valkyrie and I wanted to make things easier on you. Which backfired. Bigtime.
Um, and this is all stuff I definitely should've told you before.