Oh goodie. You're in for a treat. Ask Darcy Lewis about Rule 34 and what a shitpost is, because I need a laugh today and like to spread the wealth of fun to everyone. Let me go nuke some popcorn first.
And hey, you learn quickly, grasshopper! Here's a shitpost gif as a reward:
Chianti is wine and it is not going to get you where you need to go. I hear it pairs great with fava beans.