I liked your crackers. That was a good day to be me because it's the last time you let me have GLUTEN.
Me? I can't cook omelettes. Eggs in general, don't know what to do with them. Like, at all. I dehydrated an egg trying hard boiling it and melded the pot to the burner when I left it on for however many hours. I hadn't finished coding Jarvis yet. I think Dum-e put the fire out.
I'm great at everything else! And if anyone (Pepper) claims otherwise, they're a liar. I'm an Iron Chef.