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That is my older brother. Adopted. He is the God of Thunder, and can actually control the weather.
I am the God of Mischief. I shift shape at will, so gender conformity means nothing to me. I can be God or Goddess as I see fit.
Since we are being so refreshingly blunt? I am 1,048 years old, which is young by our standards. I could easily spare a few hundred years on personal vendettas. While it is tempting to revoke my offer, you claim to have no memory of that most wretched time.
Midgardian television is idiotic for the most part. I don't enjoy watching other people eat cake that should be mine. However, there is a delightful array of programs about murder, including a documentary series known as Deadly Women. I highly recommend it.