I'll be all ears. My schedule for the next month is wide open. When you're not secret agenting, drop on by for story time.
Come on, it's not that bizarre. It's not like I offered an all expense paid trip to a bunch of Thai go-go bars. I'd never suggest that. I may have had a lost weekend or two there back in the day? But what happens in Thailand stays in Thailand.
The food in Vietnam is really good. Hard not to like a big bowl of phở gà.