Go to King and Hudson. Find a taco van that says Cinco de Mayo on it. I think they're on Yelp? Walk up and order spicy pork street tacos. I used to get steak but I swapped out. No regrets.
Tell them you want it nuclear spicy and that I sent you. That'll prove you're not a newb. Douse it with extra hot sauce. Like, saturate those bad boys. Don't touch your eyes. Enjoy. Even if the aftermath of eating those is a bitch.
Aww. You're giving me the warm and fuzzies, Cap. I'm following the doc's orders. Drop in. You can see it for yourself.