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Tweak says, "Brain fart!"

steve. (cptsgrogers) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-02-03 16:59:00

Entry tags:

- network, bucky barnes, carol danvers, jane foster, natasha romanoff, pepper potts, rhodey, sam wilson, steve rogers, tony stark

Hello. I am Steve Rogers.

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	the_iron_man 2020-02-03 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	~~Holy shit, I am so glad to see you again. I can't even~~ Hi! You know who I am. That was like watching someone dip unbuttered Wonder Bread into unsweetened Quaker Oats. Seriously, this is why P.R. agents exist. When did you get here? Just now? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cptsgrogers 2020-02-03 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Probably why that online dating profile never took off. Yeah, was on my way to find you actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2020-02-03 11:29 pm UTC (link)

Didn't Nat post one up for you? All you had to do was ask me, since I used to be a pro at hookups. We can slap up some pics of eagles, fireworks, and flags waving. I can even get the advertising department to whip something up. Hot date in no time.

Anyway. If Strange dropped you off in the Tower, I'm in the top floor lab. Friday will let you in. Give me a few to clean up the mess.

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	cptsgrogers 2020-02-03 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	~~God I've missed you~~ Let's not. I've heard there's some sort of swiping direction involved and I can't even imagine being able to get that right. I'll be up in five. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2020-02-03 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, that's Tinder. Swiping right IS right. That's all you need to remember. Steve the Pirate, this guy down in Accounting, is always talking about getting right swiped. In pirate jargon. Sure, that guy has issues, but I guess chicks are still into pretend Pirates from the Caribbean, or he's totally lying about the power of guyliner. See you in five. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptsgrogers 2020-02-03 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	I can't just send a singing telegram? What's guyliner? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2020-02-03 11:58 pm UTC (link)

Is that even a thing anymore? If it is, WHY. Left swipe, so hard.

Guyliner's a thing that dropped off after the whole Egyptian king stuff, until musicians like Bowie and Jagger showed up wearing it the early 70's. And I just realized that's going to be super confusing for you, since you might not know those names.

Lets just boil it down to something you'd never wear, but someone goth like Loki would wear it. It's like a silent cry for help.

Ok no. I'm digging this hole deeper since you don't know what goths are, other than they look like Loki.

I'll see you in five, yeah?

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	cptsgrogers 2020-02-04 12:00 am UTC (link)
	I have no idea what any of that means but Loki and I don't share the same fashion sense so I'm going to take your word for it. See you then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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