Your sense of fun and those loopholes might need to be disclosed to your future husband. Rich might be an issue too. But if you keep your standards low on Tinder and ply them with cheap margaritas in Vegas, you might succeed and get married in a drive thru. I believe in you.
Is that the same thing when she accused you of using ungodly color combos and that the weaving was too loose?
Also, a word of advice. Tread carefully around the Asgardian trickster god.
The least amount of attention you get from his direction, the better.