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Tweak says, "what's this, a missile launch?"

Bruce Banner (wontlikemeangry) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-07-18 12:15:00

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- text, bruce banner, christine palmer

Text to Christine
So, uh... did you have a chance to look over those test results?

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ohgodno
2019-07-18 04:21 pm UTC (link)

...I left my text to you in draft mode again, didn't I...

oops!

OK. Well, like I told you -- MRI was completely normal. I didn't see anything concerning, and it matched pre, during and post coital MRIs. I can send them to you if you'd like, but I mean, you were there. You KNOW you didn't turn green or angry or anything. I told you it was in your head.

Congrats! You can get laid now! I'm going to set you up a Tinder profile.

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	wontlikemeangry 2019-07-18 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Please don't. But okay. That's good to know. I wasn't sure if there was any possibility things would be different in a less... clinical setting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2019-07-18 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	I really don't see why it would be different in an actual bed. It'd be better, I would think because you could totally relax and be yourself. It's not like it's very comfortable in an unforgiving sterile environment. So see that? BETTER, Bruce. Also? You're welcome. I'm the best friend EVER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2019-07-18 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, you are a very good friend. Thank you for pushing me to figure this out. I doubt I'll be able to totally relax regardless, but it helps knowing I won't Hulk out and hurt a partner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2019-07-18 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, you were kind of stiff (hee hee). Is that how it is always with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2019-07-18 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	To be fair, we were in an MRI. That made things a bit more difficult. Are women generally that chatty nowadays? It's been a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2019-07-18 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	That's fair. I think I have bruises on my knees. Beats me! Haven't slept with any since college. I am chatty though, sorry about that, but let's be honest: do I ever shut up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2019-07-18 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	Should I apologize for that? [...] okay, not what I was expecting. I was expecting a little bit of conversation given the circumstances, but you managed to surprise me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2019-07-18 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, all in the name of science. I've done worse. laughs Okay okay, I get it. I need to learn when to shut up. I'll keep that feedback in mind. You're good though, right? No regrets? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2019-07-18 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, maybe your regular partners appreciate it. No regrets. I really appreciate everything. And I hope you enjoyed yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2019-07-18 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, he keeps coming back so? I guess! It was an experience, and I am ALL for new experiences. I'm really glad I met you, Bruce :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wontlikemeangry 2019-07-18 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Likewise. (Reply to this) (Parent)