(1) It's not a claim if it's actually true. How would I fit a kid in between saving lives, doing origami, making inappropriate life choices etc etc? It would be chaos. The poor kid would be living in a drawer.
(2) And telling my mother you're in the mystic arts will have the same reaction as I had: she'll think you're in a cult, and she'll pray even harder for you (I didn't pray, for the record). No. Thanksgiving is still on. I'll steal the good drugs from work.
(3) Okay, so she said the same thing, that he was an android, and I thought it was a cute thing like how I call you a robot or a souless automaton or whatever....wait. Hold on. Is this another 'Christine is going to have a moment ' things?