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Bruce Banner ([info]wontlikemeangry) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2019-06-13 18:51:00

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Entry tags:- text, bruce banner, christine palmer

Private to Christine
Can I ask you a question?

About women?


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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-13 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Oh please do.

What's up?

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-13 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Why would a woman keep bringing food to me in the lab?

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-13 10:56 pm UTC (link)
That's easy -- because she cares and is worried you won't eat.

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-13 10:57 pm UTC (link)
But she doesn't even really know me.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-13 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Ooooh you have a secret admirer and you're not telling me?? I thought we were friends.

Seriously though, she probably wants to get to know you better.

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-13 11:00 pm UTC (link)
It's not like that.

At least I don't think it is.

I'm practically old enough to be her father.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-13 11:01 pm UTC (link)
When she shows up, is she wearing makeup? Heels? Low cut shirt?

And is the food home cooked? I mean, we're not taking take out here are we?

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-13 11:03 pm UTC (link)
I... don't know? I don't really pay attention.

And it's take out.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-14 02:59 pm UTC (link)
Hmm... well, it sounds like she's interested but if it's just a sexual interest or more, well that's up to you, I guess lol

I know you love hating on yourself, but you're a great guy, Bruce. You cook, you're sweet, you're motivated AND you have all your teeth.

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-14 03:07 pm UTC (link)
You have a strange set of criteria, Christine.

I think I'd pass on the sexual part. I'm not even sure if I can...

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-14 03:09 pm UTC (link)
I'm easy, I guess.

Why? Everyone needs sex every once in a while. Or cuddles. Cuddles are amazing.

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-14 03:19 pm UTC (link)
[...] this is a little embarrassing to admit. I, uh... well... I'm not sure if it's even possible with the Other Guy.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-14 03:28 pm UTC (link)
...is his rage due to impotence..

I think you might need to expand on this a little bit, Doctor. For science.

Are you saying that He would take over at that time, or is it an anxiety thing for you that He exists?

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-14 03:28 pm UTC (link)
I'm saying I don't know what would happen.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-14 03:31 pm UTC (link)
So in all this time you haven't....

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-14 03:32 pm UTC (link)
Yeah.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-14 03:36 pm UTC (link)
Damn. That's rough and I feel your pain.

I should expand my vigil to you. I light a candle regularly for my bits.

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-14 03:37 pm UTC (link)
I'm not really sure how to respond to that.

Though, in my defense, there hasn't really been much opportunity.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-14 03:39 pm UTC (link)
It's a joke so smile, okay?

When you're married to your work, everything else feels like you're cheating.

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-14 06:55 pm UTC (link)
I get that. For me, it's more the fear of accidentally hurting someone.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-14 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Oooh that's fair.... but you won't know unless you try.

Again -- asking for clinical reasons -- but when you're in your alone time and thinking sexy thoughts, does that trigger Him? Is there any reason to believe you'd transform?

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-15 11:42 am UTC (link)
I... don't know.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-15 02:41 pm UTC (link)
Now you have me wondering....I've never experienced your Friend so I don't know what to say. I can suggest several experiments but I don't know how comfortable you'd be with that.

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-15 04:37 pm UTC (link)
Probably not very, but I have probably put this off longer than I should have. It just hasn't been a priority.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-17 02:55 pm UTC (link)
You can't let this kind of thing guide your life though.

Let me think on this for a bit? And hey, remember -- we're friends. No judgement, nothing. You can say anything and we'll be cool, okay?

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-17 03:08 pm UTC (link)
Thanks Christine. Obviously this is not something I can discuss with Tony.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-17 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Oh god, please never mention this to Tony. He's a perpetual frat boy -- you'd never hear the end of it.

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-17 03:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I am well aware.

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[info]ohgodno
2019-06-17 03:16 pm UTC (link)
We can keep this between us. I won't tell anyone.

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[info]wontlikemeangry
2019-06-17 03:17 pm UTC (link)
Thank you.

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