Christine is thinking unflattering thoughts (ohgodno) wrote in avengers_net,
It's going to take me like a month to grow a set to do this.
And OMG what?! Yes! Of course I'm there! How exciting! The beach sounds super romantic but please don't do it in the sand -- it's not good when it gets into your lady bits. Delicate ph balance. Same as seawater. You don't need an embolism on your wedding night.