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I know. I just wanted you to know that for future reference.
Oh right. Yes, there's coffee. Third cupboard to the right from the doorway, second shelf, large black container with a flip top lid. Filters are in the drawer that's near the coffee machine.
Eat the cookies. I know those are safe. If you find anything in styrofoam that smells like rotten cheese and chilies? That would go in the bottom drawer. Something tried to grab at me last time I was getting some sketchy stir fry out of it. Could've be some sort of entity that likes cold places. Maybe it's gone now.
Anyway. I wouldn't ask you to do that. Opening or cleaning in there is kind of like going upstairs. Not advisable and done only when absolutely necessary.