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Yes, absolutely fake. The fucking damn thing about it is we can't figure out how he made it work so well and we can't take it apart....
If your scientists want to take a look at it all, it's all yours. I do have copies of all the research for you.
If you don't need him, then I'll send him over to local law enforcement. He's broken a few laws in well..many places, but I can make sure the NY ones stick.