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Apology accepted! I've got tons of stories we can make up with. It's cleansing to get it all off my chest, you know? You should try it sometime.
Anyway there was that time I was like 15? Yeah, maybe 16. Teen-agey. I was at MIT and there was this toga party before xmas break, ok? I thought would be great if a buddy was taking pics to sell anonymously to the Inquirer to make dad's holidays more festive. Two things I learned...
1. Wrappimg sheets around your waist and making out with guys is no big deal. Just like kissing girls but more razorburn.
2. Howard took lawsuits against magazines way too seriously.