Peter/Tony
> Rip Mr. Stark's phone 😢You were one awesome piece of tech. > That's good! ...Weird question, but none of those voicemails were from my aunt, right? I feel like they've been talking. To each other. Or something. > I'm definitely going to keep that letter opener to sell on eBay if stuff ever gets too tight again. People pay crazy money for things like that.
> Okay, like I said, it's not a big deal or anything so > I ran into Loki? By accident? And he showed me where Dr. Foster's rooms were which was great and helpful but > All I said was that his brother was awesome! And that hot dogs are too! And he got all Kylo Ren on me? Like he gave me the whole 'if I had a lightsaber right now I'd stick you with it' look. > Seriously what kind of person doesn't like hot dogs? Unless they're a vegetarian or vegan which I totally respect and get? > Also I might have mentioned that the chitauri got their butts kicked by the Avengers too and > Um, he didn't like that one either? > So yeah, in case I disappear someday, it's probably because he turned me into a frog. ☹️